Posts Tagged ‘truck nutz’

NEW HOME REMEDIES FOR BEDBUGS

August 28, 2010

Helloooooooooooooooo!

Reported in the “Barafrican Journal”  by Jim Roon aka Randy

With the recent outbreak across the globe of the feared “amabo bedbug” we spoke to Chief Breaking Wind for guidance:  “With  the urgency of this matter, I have had a vision, everyone must trap one of the feces covered gerbils and place 6 to seven in their homes.
Once you have the international harvesters in place, the next step is most urgent. Find someone with scabies and infect yourself, then smear the amabo-snot all over yourself.  Amabo-snot may be found oozing from the the side of the Ickypoopoo volcano”.  He continued,  “During this next week you must eat 66 bulls balls from Williams AZ, also known as the toilet of the USA”.  He went on, “When you defecate, place the turds in the sealed boxes and forward them to the satan box 666 in Williams Arizona so that the festering, goat-humping saller donutman can eat them”.

Let’s all play “Where’s Sayleer?”!

While this seems odd to me, the Chief has always given sound advice.  This will work to exterminate bedbugs.

Editor’s note: Thanks Jim for another great submission.  I spoke with an extermination expert who recommended ‘Bedlam’. Just ask for it by name at your local home improvement center. Be sure to follow the package directions carefully.–Ian AL Simers, head honcho 🙂

 

Stand Back! I am a Professional!

 

Bedlam! It’s what’s waiting for them!

 

JUST RELEASED: NEW OBAMA PHOTOS

July 3, 2009

By C. Kent, reporter, World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

You just can’t beat the movie classics for showing off the ‘NOBAMA CHANGE’!

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

It's A Wonderful Life is now It's An Obama Living Hell

It's A Wonderful Life is now Life Is Hell Living Under Obama

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

You can find more stuff like this at www.iowntheworld.com! Check them out! The site is hilarious and RIGHT ON TARGET!

HI KIDS! I’M THE HANDI-DOUGHNUT MAN!

May 23, 2009

by J. Olsen, cub-reporter for the World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

FUDGE PACKERS UNITE! IT’S THE HANDI-DOUGHNUT MAN! What a physique! I just want to lick his smooth, silky, creamy hole until the ecstacy overwhelms me with shivers and breathlessness. Just one look at this photo and you’ll feel the same. He told me his name is DJ Rellas. But to me he is muy sauve and all macho.

COME LICK ME!

COME LICK ME!

FOR THE TWO-FACED AMABO!

May 16, 2009

CAUGHT THIS IN A BRIEF MOMENT WHEN HE COULD NOT HOLD HIS SHAPE!

TwoHeadedBaby_devilbaby

Aw, don't cry, it's just a 2nd degree burn!

If you abandon it BITCHES, they will come!

April 29, 2009
It's baack!

It's baack!

ooh what do we have in here?

ooh what do we have in here?

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Yes, folks it IS true. If you abandon it they will come! This piece of crap was around a couple of months ago and it mysteriously disappeared after yours truly, IAN AL Simers, snapped a few photos (see story “just some neighborly fun“) of the junk pile. However, today it is back and it is attracting all the right people. But wait….only a few hours after this reporter took new pics, all the crap disappeared again. Possible cloaking device? You decide.

Here’s the location where this fabulous Ford El Ranchero/Torino really belongs:

This is it's real home!

This is it's real home!

Here’s another gem of a place! As B. Davis once said: WHAT A DUMP!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

Just Some Neighborly Fun!

April 17, 2009
Oh What A Sight

Oh What A Sight

Don't You Just Love America?

Don't You Just Love America?

Just a couple of gems from the ‘hood!