Posts Tagged ‘GNC’

And…we’re back!

October 21, 2015

by Ian AL Simers

We are all back together now that Jim Roon has been released from the Gabriel Nervous Clinic (GNC) in Lisbon.  He took to the healing waters very well and also lost 150 pounds (and 3 1/2 pounds of tapeworms) and got rid of his persistent foot fungus.  So Jim is back with us waiting until next month when he will have his prolapsed rectum repaired at the Mercy-mee Hospital.  Expect a full report entitled “From an Outie to an Innie” complete with pictures during and after surgery.  Way to go Jim!  Ben Carson and J. Olsen are still on the road in their rented RV scouring the vast lands of Barafrica for the latest information on the Muletoes and AssStink tribes.

More to come as the news flows in!

Ian AL Simers, head honcho 🙂