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2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

December 29, 2017

By Ian AL Simers, head honcho 😉

The Trumpster brings back beverages once banned by Amabo: grape soda out, Hennesey in.

Here we see the leader of the Muletoes enjoying the first ceremonial drink

 

It has been a profitable 2017 for both the AssStink and Muletoes. The new Chief has brought back prosperity to the land of Barafrica. The followers of the Amabo have not given up so easily however and are constantly spreading lies and misinformation and sedition. The new Chief showed that he will deal with them in his own time. By flood and fire and medical terminal diagnosis he is flushing the government of the imbibed embedded traitors.

This was the year of the great solar eclipse. All of Barafrica went dark but then the new Chief stared at the sun and it came back. Great partying ensued.

Trumpster points skyward demanding Sun to return

 

The Trumpster is pleased with the Sun.

 

More celebrity pedophiles died this year. The National Flatulence League (NFL) sports teams had the worst year ever for viewership/attendance and canceled their Sunday night games.

Jim Rooney had another nervous breakdown spending months isolated in the basement of his mid century bungalow picking at the sores on his face and eating the scabs. He reemerged just in time for the shortest day of the year. This picture was taken as he emerged.

FYI he keeps his extra scabs in a pillbox of his mother’s where he also keeps his toenail clippings

 

It is thought that during his disappearance one of his many personalities was busy torching the entire country of Barafrica burning thousands of villages, farmland, and huts; adding to the already swelling numbers of the hut-less population who now live in their horse drawn wagons in the streets of the sand valley. The governor of the province has declared that this is the new normal with this official statement, “We will be burning the fuck out of the hillsides and prevent you from rebuilding your homes.  Fuck you! We know better than you.  Oh and we be taxing/takin/stealin more of your Barafricos so that you can be broke! But the weather is nice.”

40% of the Barafricans have become sick from the smoke and the burning of the aluminum dust from the weather modifications program to kill the population. Sales of asbestos clothing have skyrocketed.

Ching Chong from Bing Bong in Norte Kia has a missile and has been flinging it. Neighboring countries are worried.

This year was most prosperous and the next year is looking to be also.  Unless some asshat decides to declare war–conventional or unconventional–and then well it’s been real folks!  🙂

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Hobo Junction No Longer Functions

May 21, 2015
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We’ve all seen this!

 

For Immediate Release.

By Ben Carson, reporter on the road.

Finally a city has gotten it right in dealing with those freaks at intersections in any city in any state.  Posting a sign that clearly states where the down and out can call for help with needed ‘food’ and ‘lodging’ and also stating where ‘concerned citizens’ (i.e. bleeding heart idiots who give money to these street corner beggars) can donate money to the ’cause’.   I hope that ALL cities adopt this method!  By the way, the ordinance that this sign lists is an ordinance against criminal trespass.  PERFECT!

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Absolutely BRILLIANT!

 

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