Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP SCRAPES OFF THE CATSHIT

May 4, 2016

By Jim Roon

Great news for Trump. The Catshit was scraped off his shoe only to be replaced by a witch.

Dark times are coming.

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Her black cat shitted on Trump’s shoe!

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I received this video message on my iPhone today, most peculiar to say the least:

My random thoughts after watching the video:

I heard Bill & Hillary’s new group: ButtBumpers In Love.  Has sports illustrated gone porn? Go ahead sports illustrated, show that wiener! Does it go to 5th Avenue? Well that’s what they need to stop doing right now.  If it employs people in the media then it goes to their bottom line profit, it goes to the bankers and the politicians. But if it goes to the employees, not the corporations heads and if they don’t want to pay the cameraman 2 million dollars for doing the camera work then they don’t do it.  Are they going to hire anyone for that money?  I want people to work for their money, giving out welfare is not answer. Jellyfishes don’t fight back, she’s gonna wear him down so much that he’s going to feel guilty. Food theft is not a crime if you are hungry. Have a lot of GMO food around the house just for the thieves. Sugar will f**k up your car and give it diabetes.

 

 

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TRUMP CAN’T SEEM TO GET RID OF CATSHIT ON HIS SHOE!

May 3, 2016

Trump at the Vatican

close up of the sole of his shoe below

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By Jim Roon, reporter-at-large

It has become increasing impossible for Trump to shake the sticking catshit (sp?Kasich) off his shoe.  But finally he was able to flick off that pesky Booger-boy right into the face of bat-boy.

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Karlee-deVille is still recovering from her fall from the stage of politics into a vat of water where she will slowly dissolve away into obscurity.

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And on another note:

 

Ben Carson :: Flour Pharaoh

Ben Bacteria

I interviewed Dr. Ben Bacteria who said that the pyramids in Egypt were built by Joseph to store all of the grain, and the fissure oils for Pharaoh’s fistula, water, wine and vegetables grown in the region.  He even said that the Sphinx used to eliminate loaves of freshly baked brown bread–still warm! That is the mysterious room under the Sphinx–a bakery!

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And occasionally a gentle soft yellow rain would flow from the rear of the Sphinx to cleanse the Pharaoh.  This has been sold for centuries as the ambrosia of los banos.

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Today we refer to this ambrosia that the los banians drink  daily as Tom Cat spray!