Posts Tagged ‘bulls balls ripping off’

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

December 18, 2009

By Ian Al Simers, head honcho

That’s right. That’s right. I said it and I say it! Merry Christmas everybody!

It has been one heck of a roller coaster year for our beleaguered country. 2009 is ending and 2010 is just around the corner. What will this new year hold in store for us? Will the tribes people of Barafrica ever be freed from the crushing rule of the AMABO? Will his offspring, Sheneequa and Mudflaps, rain terror upon the world? Will anyone buy Gabe’s cock? Will the drunkard animal lover in Williams find a new friend in reporter J. Rooney?

Answers to these and many more questions will have to wait as father time ticks down the hours and minutes to the final stroke of midnight and the new year will begin.

I think this photograph pretty well sums up my sentiments for this past year of 2009. Perhaps you feel the same.

SO LONG 2009!

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HUGO CHAVEZ ADMITS OBAMA IS SATAN

December 18, 2009

IT STILL SMELLS OF SULFUR! HAIL SATAN!

UNITED NATIONS –Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez addressed the U.N. after Obama stepped down and said, “It still smells like sulfur.” There was an audible gasp from the collected diplomats in the assembly as Hugo Chavez rushed off the podium to be with his Satanic brother. Will the evil ever stop?

Wake up People!

ARE YOU GETTING THE MESSAGE AMERICA?

ARE YOU GETTING THE MESSAGE AMERICA?

JUST RELEASED: NEW OBAMA PHOTOS

July 3, 2009

By C. Kent, reporter, World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

You just can’t beat the movie classics for showing off the ‘NOBAMA CHANGE’!

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

It's A Wonderful Life is now It's An Obama Living Hell

It's A Wonderful Life is now Life Is Hell Living Under Obama

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

You can find more stuff like this at www.iowntheworld.com! Check them out! The site is hilarious and RIGHT ON TARGET!

PLEASE REMEMBER TO WASH THROROUGHLY!

May 28, 2009
You STINK man!!

You STINK man!!

by IAN AL Simers

Please remember to wash thoroughly when you bathe! That means EVERYTHING! Or you will STINK! Check out the cajones on this critter! Looks like he got a set of MONSTER NUTS! (Oh how I envy him) But he obviously hasn’t washed in a long, long time!

If you abandon it BITCHES, they will come!

April 29, 2009
It's baack!

It's baack!

ooh what do we have in here?

ooh what do we have in here?

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Yes, folks it IS true. If you abandon it they will come! This piece of crap was around a couple of months ago and it mysteriously disappeared after yours truly, IAN AL Simers, snapped a few photos (see story “just some neighborly fun“) of the junk pile. However, today it is back and it is attracting all the right people. But wait….only a few hours after this reporter took new pics, all the crap disappeared again. Possible cloaking device? You decide.

Here’s the location where this fabulous Ford El Ranchero/Torino really belongs:

This is it's real home!

This is it's real home!

Here’s another gem of a place! As B. Davis once said: WHAT A DUMP!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

Just Some Neighborly Fun!

April 17, 2009
Oh What A Sight

Oh What A Sight

Don't You Just Love America?

Don't You Just Love America?

Just a couple of gems from the ‘hood!