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2018 PREDICTIONS

December 29, 2017

by Shee-La Rooney, from the Island of Puffy Faces

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After two bottles of Hennessey,  here’s my predictions for 2018.

This year more Barafricans will be playing Wheel of Fortune with their Barafricos.  Sales of vowels will skyrocket!

 

All the enemies of the new Chief will be exiled to Obscurity–a place from which no one returns.

 

The known snake oil salesman Alias Sobriquet has convinced all Barafricans to exchange their Barafricos and food stores to a virtual crypto-currency called The Bezos. They are so proud of themselves as the captain sails away with all their worldly possessions. As they are starving, they will realize they should have listened to the great Trumpest.

 

The new Chief will build a wall around Barafrica to keep all the Barafricans in.

 

The current NFL will fold due to the fact that 1) no fans 2) no sponsors and finally 3) no players. The league decides to reorganize and open up to new players.

Auditions for the new National Flatulence League.

 

Highlights from THE FUTURE (ol’ Jim could NEVER DO THAT)  of the NFL contest between the Cleveland Cows and the Houston Hippopotamuses.

The Cows:

And the Hippos: https://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8?t=16s

A close contest but the Hippos win.

 

Space aliens are back in the news. Barafrica will be visited by beings from another galaxy.  They will bring gifts of viruses and pestilence and will want in return to eat all the Portuguese.

 

This will be the first Olympics where men and women can select which team they want to be on and what gender they will be representing. This will result in all the women sitting on the benches/sidelines.  Barafrica will not be attending the 2018 winter Olympics as the new Chief will have destroyed Ching Chong in Bing Bong in Norte Kia with just one intense look from his eyes the lightning laser bolts shoot out and vaporize the country. The aliens then will be awarded the land of Norte Kia to use a galactic rest stop, featuring 17 full service restrooms and several strategically located flushing stations and a quickie mart.

 

I will be divorcing Jim as he keeps shoving me into the background and won’t let me speak. It’s no fun to be locked up all the time. Inside me, that’s where I scream. I scream on the inside. What are you looking at bus-man?

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Thank you Shee-La, good luck to you girl and you might want to have someone check out those dead-eyes of yours.

Ian AL Simers,

slightly nervous head honcho  😉

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