Posts Tagged ‘Ben Carson’

TRUMP CAN’T SEEM TO GET RID OF CATSHIT ON HIS SHOE!

May 3, 2016

Trump at the Vatican

close up of the sole of his shoe below

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By Jim Roon, reporter-at-large

It has become increasing impossible for Trump to shake the sticking catshit (sp?Kasich) off his shoe.  But finally he was able to flick off that pesky Booger-boy right into the face of bat-boy.

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Karlee-deVille is still recovering from her fall from the stage of politics into a vat of water where she will slowly dissolve away into obscurity.

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And on another note:

 

Ben Carson :: Flour Pharaoh

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I interviewed Dr. Ben Bacteria who said that the pyramids in Egypt were built by Joseph to store all of the grain, and the fissure oils for Pharaoh’s fistula, water, wine and vegetables grown in the region.  He even said that the Sphinx used to eliminate loaves of freshly baked brown bread–still warm! That is the mysterious room under the Sphinx–a bakery!

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And occasionally a gentle soft yellow rain would flow from the rear of the Sphinx to cleanse the Pharaoh.  This has been sold for centuries as the ambrosia of los banos.

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Today we refer to this ambrosia that the los banians drink  daily as Tom Cat spray!

 

BARAFRICA BRACES FOR HURRICANE PFFFFFFT!

October 24, 2015

HURRICANE PFFFT! APPROACHES

BREAKING NEWS…..FOR IMMEDIATELY RELEASE

by Ben Carson, Lead Field Investigative Reporter and baby bwrain surgeon

Strong winds have been reported through the Craqu+e Valley in the Buttc-heek Mountain Range upwards of 200 mph.

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Cracqu+e is the scientific name for the element found in the valley.

It has been beneficial to the working people of the Ass-Stink tibe in the town as they ingest it and have been tearing the town apart by disassembling their vehicles, equipment, appliances, electrical transfer stations, waste treatment plants, subway systems, and this has caused a boom to the as tribe as it is costing billions of barafricos to rebuild.

Images I was able to capture before the Ass-Stinks torched my rented RV!

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Chief of Police, Sandy R. Ectum who assured me the culprits would be caught!

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Here’s a picture of the Mayor or Governor, who can tell after years of use they all look the same to me!

An elected official?

An elected official?

 

More examples of the industriousness of the Ass-Stinks!

                            StrippedCar                                        JunkBrownSedan

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JunkedRefrigerator           BADCOPPERSIGN

 

 

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

LATEST IMAGES OF HURRICANE PFFFT!

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The blood red eye is now headed straight for the capitol of Barafrica where the Amabo resides.

CrazyIndian cartoonThe above illustration shows Chief Dog Breaking Wind making preparations for the Amabo!

More to follow…… B. Carson

 

Thanks Ben, Good Work!

Ian AL Simers, head honcho

And…we’re back!

October 21, 2015

by Ian AL Simers

We are all back together now that Jim Roon has been released from the Gabriel Nervous Clinic (GNC) in Lisbon.  He took to the healing waters very well and also lost 150 pounds (and 3 1/2 pounds of tapeworms) and got rid of his persistent foot fungus.  So Jim is back with us waiting until next month when he will have his prolapsed rectum repaired at the Mercy-mee Hospital.  Expect a full report entitled “From an Outie to an Innie” complete with pictures during and after surgery.  Way to go Jim!  Ben Carson and J. Olsen are still on the road in their rented RV scouring the vast lands of Barafrica for the latest information on the Muletoes and AssStink tribes.

More to come as the news flows in!

Ian AL Simers, head honcho 🙂