TRUMP CAN’T SEEM TO GET RID OF CATSHIT ON HIS SHOE!

Trump at the Vatican

close up of the sole of his shoe below

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By Jim Roon, reporter-at-large

It has become increasing impossible for Trump to shake the sticking catshit (sp?Kasich) off his shoe.  But finally he was able to flick off that pesky Booger-boy right into the face of bat-boy.

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ElfinMarco

Karlee-deVille is still recovering from her fall from the stage of politics into a vat of water where she will slowly dissolve away into obscurity.

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And on another note:

 

Ben Carson :: Flour Pharaoh

Ben Bacteria

I interviewed Dr. Ben Bacteria who said that the pyramids in Egypt were built by Joseph to store all of the grain, and the fissure oils for Pharaoh’s fistula, water, wine and vegetables grown in the region.  He even said that the Sphinx used to eliminate loaves of freshly baked brown bread–still warm! That is the mysterious room under the Sphinx–a bakery!

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And occasionally a gentle soft yellow rain would flow from the rear of the Sphinx to cleanse the Pharaoh.  This has been sold for centuries as the ambrosia of los banos.

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Today we refer to this ambrosia that the los banians drink  daily as Tom Cat spray!

 

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2 Responses to “TRUMP CAN’T SEEM TO GET RID OF CATSHIT ON HIS SHOE!”

  1. The Boz Says:

    catshit has left the room

  2. iamneutered Says:

    Thanks for the update!
    IanALSimers, head honcho 🙂

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