2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 1,200 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 20 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.

Note to my readers:

My readership has gone down along with my mental status. God Damned Digital Airwaves and Fukushima Radiation. I personally don’t care anymore and I am spending most of my time in opium dens run by little Chineese women. My creative crack reporters are all on crack which makes keeping you all up to date very difficult. Especially since I am in an opium fog most of the time and have shit myself more than I’d like to admit. Maybe I’ll switch to crack and get motivated to write more about current events.  Oooh did you see that? Oh just another floater in my eye. Well, gotta go now, got another bloody nose.

Ian Al Simers, Head Honcho and constipated writer 😦


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