Archive for December, 2013

Breaking Wind News!

December 22, 2013


Today in the great agricultural zone known as The Giant Smear in the kingdom of Barafrica, The Great Wind appeared that spreads the badgers. Millions of honey badgers were flung throughout the surrounding countryside. There are reports of a great number of Barafrican peasants who have perished at the insatiable voracious appetite of the relentless honey badgers. Them honey badgers are BAD-ASS! Not a single one died in the Great Wind! The great ruler of the kingdom saw how effective these small animals were in being resistant to ANYTHING, because they are TOUGH AS SHIT!


Where’s my money?

Our cub reporter, J. Olsen has a contact deep inside the anals of the great leader’s home. He reported back to us that AMABO is in the process of training almost 20,000 more of these honey badgers to collect his tribute from the peasants. They are trained to occasionally eat the peasant even after they pay the tribute. The uproar in the kingdom doesn’t matter to the honey badger, ’cause he’s BAD-ASS! He’ll eat your children while you watch and if you don’t pay up and run, he’ll eat you too! He’ll chase you down and squirt his stink on you!

The arrow points to the Perianal Resort.

The arrow points to the Perianal Resort.

As a result of this new program, the people have quit working and have gone into hiding, due to the decrease in tribute, the AMABO had to call Sheenequa and Mudflaps and his breeding partner Shelly, back from the Perianal Resort off the Hemorrhoid Coast of Barafrica where they fled from the trained honey badgers.

IanALSimers, head honcho and sufferer.