Archive for July, 2009

SAFARI GROUP ATTACKED BY KILLER BUTTERFLIES

July 31, 2009
Artists rendering of the Barafrican Killer Butterfly

Barafrican 'CrackHead' Butterfly

butterfliesby C. Kent, reporter, World Daily Planet News

BARAFRICA.  Butterflies throughout history have been associated with gentleness and sweetness. Well, that is until now. In what can only be described as total mayhem, a group of tourists on safari in Barafrica were viciously attacked by a swarm of killer butterflies.  “We had just stopped and exited our  jeeps and we were out looking at the different animals on the savannah, when all of a sudden from out of nowhere a huge swarm of butterflies came down on us and attacked!”, said S. Irwin, safari guide.  A group of 40 tourists were treated for severe bite wounds and scratches, according to the local hospital spokesman, Nikindee Ubuntu. “We have known of this in the past, but it has only been reported by the remote tribal peoples of the Muleatto and AssStink. We have never seen it in our M’kindle Game Preserve ever!” “Everyone was running around and screaming”, said Lars Ooomf, a tourist from Greenland. “My wife is blind now, they ate out her eyes!”

All upcoming safari treks to the savannah have been canceled until the park is deemed safe according to Ipnikle Eteetam, director of the game preserve.   “We have everyone who visits the park sign a waiver that clearly states that all the animals in our park are dangerous. These butterflies only have a life span of 1000 days (which would explain their viciousness), so I no worry”.

I visited the attack site and was horrified to see severed arms and legs strewn about the abandoned rovers and a human head  being finished off by the giant Barafrican vulture, Bernankeee.  Black gooey butterfly excrement (which is indicative of a high presence of blood) was everywhere, and the local tribal peoples, the EHCOURN, were collecting it to use in the leading export of Barafrica, AMABO-GROE fertilizer, as currently used in the White House ‘organic’ garden.  It is this reporter’s opinion that everything in and from Barafrica is a killer.

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ANOTHER WELFARE RECIPIENT DENIED BENEFITS THEN PROMPTLY DISPATCHES INELIGIBLE DEPENDENT

July 28, 2009

By IAN AL Simers, head honcho

DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT HIM. LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY!

IF YOU STARE AT HIM HE WILL POSSESS YOU--LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY!

First there was the Crazee in Bakersfield, and now this one in San Antonio. AMABO is working his magic on the peoples. Madness is the norm, not the exception. Read on and I hope you haven’t just finished eating.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/2-week-old_baby_stabbed_to_death.html

Web Posted: 07/27/2009 1:05 CDT

Mom told police she killed newborn

By Eva Ruth Moravec and Michelle Mondo– Express-News

In what police describe as one of the most gruesome crimes against a child in recent memory, an infant boy was stabbed, decapitated and mutilated early Sunday

{Notice this was done on a Sunday, coincidence? I think not!}–IAN AL Simers

His 33-year-old mother claimed responsibility, police said.

Otty Sanchez told police that she was “hearing voices{wasn’t obama on the radio that weekend?} and that the devil made her kill Scott Wesley Buchholtz Sanchez, to whom she gave birth on June 30, San Antonio police spokesman Joe Rios said.

Sanchez used a steak knife to repeatedly stab the nearly 4-week-old baby, then decapitate and mutilate him, Rios said. A police source said the baby was skinned and gutted. {Hummm…Somebody is a hunter!}–IAN AL Simers

Sanchez then used the knife to stab herself in the chest and abdomen, police said. {Hummm….why didn’t she just SLIT HER THROAT AND WRISTS?!}–IAN AL Simers

Sanchez was detained and taken to University Hospital, where she remained in stable condition Sunday night. She was charged by proxy late Sunday with capital murder, which is punishable by the death penalty. Bond was set at $1 million.

The brutal crime unfolded in a single-story home in the 300 block of Wayside Drive, where police were called just before 5 a.m. According to police, Sanchez lives in the North Side home with her sister and the sister’s two children, and Sanchez’s mother stays in a small, separate structure behind the house.

Neighbor Elaine Colchin said that just months ago, she was cleaning out her garage when Sanchez’s mother stopped by and asked for a discarded baby bed.

“I gave it to her, and she was so happy, she was going to paint it for her new grandson,” Colchin said. “It was a family bed — my daughter, son and husband all used it; now it turned out to be a nightmare.”

It was Sanchez’s mother who called police Sunday. She told them she was awakened by Sanchez around 4:30 a.m. She said she saw her daughter sitting with the boy. He had been decapitated, a police report said. Sanchez’s mother took the baby, put him on a bed and called police, according to the report.

When police arrived, Sanchez was sitting on a couch, yelling, “I killed my baby. I want to die,” the report said.

An officer found the child’s body lying in blood on a bed next to the knife, believed to be the weapon used in the killing, and two swords, which Rios said were not involved in the death. Authorities were seen carrying two bags out of the home, and officials on the scene confirmed that they contained the baby’s remains.

The baby was missing body parts, and police were investigating claims the mother made to them about ingesting those parts, sources said. {C’mon, you knew that was coming. Jeesh! BURN THE WITCH!}–IAN AL Simers

Colchin was surprised to hear that Sanchez, who brought her baby across the street for a visit last week, is a suspect in the infant’s death, though she admits Sanchez sometimes appeared a bit odd.

“She was never aggressive; always sweet,” Colchin said. “She did seem to be living in a world of her own, but she must have been deranged. I feel so sorry for that baby, the little angel.” {Why? He’s in Heaven now, safe and away from his evil mother!}–IAN AL Simers

Rios said Sanchez did not have a criminal history related to mental illness, but police will investigate that further, and the district attorney’s office will handle how Sanchez’s mental state affected her actions.

There was one police report on file, from May 2008, when Sanchez’s mother called police to report that Sanchez went to Austin and didn’t return. In the report, the mother told police she believed that Sanchez went to Austin to use drugs and that Sanchez was not suffering from mental issues.

The two children of Sanchez’s sister were home at the time of the baby’s death and were not injured.

Rios said initial information showed that the baby was Sanchez’s only child {Only living child!}–IAN AL Simers. The baby’s father, who did not live with Sanchez, was notified. A relative of the father said the family did not want to comment.

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LAID-OFF APPLE EMPLOYEES FIND NEW USE FOR THE i-PHONE!

July 15, 2009

By Jim Rooney, midget, reformed dog-rapist and reporter-in-training; World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

Run Steve, run! Steve Jobs now has a new app for his wonderful invention, the i-phone! Many of his laid-off employees have taken it to heart and are seeking him out to show him just how wonderfully it works!

Hi mom, guess what I'm gonna do!

Hi mom, guess what I'm gonna do!

Now any crazee can kill and have a conference call with his agent, attorney and broker. Oh this is just wonderful! I love Appel. They are always on the forefont of the tech world. Oh my bitch of a wife is barking at me! Wish I had one of these.

AMABO MARKS HIS TERRITORY . . . AGAIN!

July 15, 2009
So many rooms, so little time!

So many rooms, so little time!

By C. Kent, World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

In a daring maneuver this past week in Moscow, the Amabo piddled in the corner of this absolutely gorgeous conference room in Moscow before any other of the leaders arrived.

I was told by an inside source that the area in question was in the far corner of the room, denoted in the photograph with a red arrow.

He pissed in the White House, now he  pisses around the world!

I am still receiving reports from my sources of what he and his ‘family’ did to the Vatican! Absolute desecration.

THE WHITE HOUSE NEW PRESS RELEASE

July 14, 2009
amaboBBQsTheNation

Hey I think that one is done Master!

New photograph surfaces of the AMABO barbequeing  YOUR NUTS at the White House July 4th cook-out! If that doesn’t wake you up to the truth maybe these will!

More disturbing images are surfacing!

amabohitler

amabonazi

amabomarx

amabojebus

amabopisser


MORE MESSAGES OF TRUTH ABOUT THE AMABO!

July 14, 2009

…. Read them and BELIEVE!

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amabosticker2

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SEE THE EVIL ONE FOR WHAT HE TRULY IS!

THE NEW PIED PIPER OF HARLEM!

THE NEW PIED PIPER OF HARLEM!

amabospread

TO LUBRICATE YOUR ASS!

amabocatastrophe….

amaboscrewedup

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YES YOU DID YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!

YES YOU DID YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!

JUST RELEASED: NEW OBAMA PHOTOS

July 3, 2009

By C. Kent, reporter, World Daily Planet News, Metropolis

You just can’t beat the movie classics for showing off the ‘NOBAMA CHANGE’!

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Bonnie & Clyde is now Berry & Shelly

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

Treasure of the Sierra Madre is now Treasure of the Taxpayers

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

The Godfather is now The ObamaAlla

It's A Wonderful Life is now It's An Obama Living Hell

It's A Wonderful Life is now Life Is Hell Living Under Obama

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

Gone With The Wind is now Gone With The Obama-nation SATAN

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

The Wizard Of Oz is now The Satanic Obama Wizard Of Hell

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

Obama IS the Wicked Witch of the West!

You can find more stuff like this at www.iowntheworld.com! Check them out! The site is hilarious and RIGHT ON TARGET!