Archive for April, 2009

If you abandon it BITCHES, they will come!

April 29, 2009
It's baack!

It's baack!

ooh what do we have in here?

ooh what do we have in here?

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Aw, someone is interested in some treasure!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Uh oh, I think something has ahold of him!

Yes, folks it IS true. If you abandon it they will come! This piece of crap was around a couple of months ago and it mysteriously disappeared after yours truly, IAN AL Simers, snapped a few photos (see story “just some neighborly fun“) of the junk pile. However, today it is back and it is attracting all the right people. But wait….only a few hours after this reporter took new pics, all the crap disappeared again. Possible cloaking device? You decide.

Here’s the location where this fabulous Ford El Ranchero/Torino really belongs:

This is it's real home!

This is it's real home!

Here’s another gem of a place! As B. Davis once said: WHAT A DUMP!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL!

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LOST AGAIN!

April 20, 2009
*$%&@#! MAPQUEST!

*$%&@#! MAPQUEST!

HEY GET OUT OF MY WAY! STINKING GPS! I AM GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT TO BE NEUTERED!

¡SON LAS CINCO! IT IS FIVE O’CLOCK ON FRIDAY!

April 18, 2009
I’m Sgt. Joe Friday, BITCHES!
I'm Sgt. Joe Friday, BITCHES!I HAVE NO WORRIES NO MORE!

Dave Chappell IS Rick James

Dave Chappell IS Rick James*Available in select markets only

I HAVE NO WORRIES NO MORE!

Hi, I always use PROSTITUES but never pay!

Hi, I always use PROSTITUTES but never pay!

YEA, THAT’S RIGHT…IT’S FIVE O’CLOCK ON FRIDAY AND I AM ALREADY MESSED UP.

HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY DEPENDS.

THANKS AGAIN, GEORGE!

IAN AL Simers, poopie pants

Thanks AMABO!

April 17, 2009

OUCH

Poor Lady Liberty takes one to the eye!

Poor Lady Liberty takes one to the eye!

Lady Liberty still stands tall even after the evil one poked her in the eye. Don’t worry she will still be standing when they all are crushed beneath her gigantic feet.

Just Some Neighborly Fun!

April 17, 2009
Oh What A Sight

Oh What A Sight

Don't You Just Love America?

Don't You Just Love America?

Just a couple of gems from the ‘hood!

Another Funny Ha ha!

April 12, 2009

Head over to www.yournuts.com or www.allthenutz.com

I saw this picture and thought it was perfect! I think it was taken somewhere in Europe. I really don’t know the significance of the statue; but he looks so sad sitting there.


LOOK AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH!

April 6, 2009
OWIE OW OW OW OW OUCH THAT'S TO LOOK AT!

OWIE OW OW OW OW OUCH THAT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT!

HEY FOLKS, YOU JUST HAVE TO SKIP OVER TO WIKIPEDIA TO FIND THIS ONE!

THIS POOR CREATURE DEFINITELY NEEDS A SET

OF BALLS

HOW ABOUT YOU?

DO YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE HAS DONE THIS TO YOU?

THEN GET YOUR BALLS BACK TODAY!

Men! Has the D-I-V-O-R-C-E and the old battle axe castrated you?

April 6, 2009

Do you feel castrated from the legal system? Here’s a place where you can get help: www.menstuff.org

WELCOME TO I AM NEUTERED

April 6, 2009
why not

why not

I got the idea to do this after I saw a couple of websites, allthenutz and yournuts and figured all us neutered folks could use a set of nuts.

Check out this website: After I Was Neutered and see some funny pictures.

Keep checking back folks. The fun has just started!

IAN  AL Simers 🙂

Hello world!

April 6, 2009

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! I have left this here so that all can see that IAN can edit their posts!